Ophelia's Jump presents A Lifetime of Regret, "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life"

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A Lifetime of Regret presents "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life"
August 25 • 8 PM • $15

A Lifetime of Regret is a drinking game/trivia challenge/staged reading of some of the best of the worst to ever grace your television screen: Lifetime Channel movies. Each performance is a completely different script brought to life by a talented team of improvisors who have already started one drink ahead of their audience. Yes, it's technically scripted - but the experience is nothing that anyone can truly prepare for.

"Cyber Seduction" is an overwrought cautionary drama that could be described as "Reefer Madness" for the PC generation. It's 2005 and healthy, clean-cut 16 year old Justin Peterson all but destroys himself and his family via his hopeless addiction to Internet porn. Justin's obsession even ruins his athletic prowess (he was a champion swimmer before his descent into hell began). And of course, whereas he previously adopted a "hands off" attitude towards his virginal girlfriend Amy, poor Jeremy has been twisted and warped into a junior sex maniac--all because of those lustful images dancing across his monitor. 

Don't worry, you don't have to drink to have fun and watch a funny show. 

Outside beverages not allowed in the theatre. No one under 18 admitted.